@Iseeabeautiful @Superblouse This is an emergency! B is for Big Buts (and I cannot lie)

@Iseeabeautiful A is for Advent Cat-lendar

Good morning. I had the nightmare again...

@Superblouse You can probably see it better in this picture

Who the hell thought THIS was a suitable design for a child's ride?!?

Gives 'smoking meat' a while new meaning

The economic crisis means even The Justice League have found second jobs

Here's me looking like tit in a suit, thanks to my stupid physical shape

@origami_owl Another crappy #loveheartcollab this time, courtesy of Morrisons

@origami_owl Before I forget, my heart

Watch out for drop down menus...

Not a fan of Knight Rider then?

@Superblouse I believe you mentioned something about a prize? Cannibals Run style...

It's better than digging a ditch...

This was painted on the wall of a butcher shop...