73 days ago from site
@AyyLucky Oh I'm sorry, I was under the impression this was a redneck, not Brownie-Locks
73 days ago from site
Our good friend @AyyLucky, contracting AIDS :)
83 days ago from site
One of my favorite movies of all time! Can you tell me what it is??
92 days ago from site
@the_nikster mine is DEFINITELY better...I got this exact captcha when I created my YouTube account
95 days ago from site
...Even the computer has no clue wtf is wrong! Time to panic!
107 days ago from site
Boy I love MySpace's TruthBox...
111 days ago from site
@MyAnnoyances I just realized how ironic this is...don't fuck with umbrellas, Matt
117 days ago from site
121 days ago from site
Breakfast...this can't be healthy...
127 days ago from site
seriously...what the FUCK is this?!... (measles sponsored by Microsoft now, apparently?)
130 days ago from site
Stuff like this just makes me feel good. (I love getting put in good company)
141 days ago from site
It's here! I'll be sporting a @wheezywaiter beard allll day
144 days ago from site
Who are your top 5? (@wheezywaiter @BrettTheIntern @gradualreport @collegehumor)
155 days ago from site
160 days ago from site
Hmm...maybe reconsidering the whole v-neck agenda...it's like a slip-n-slide into gaydom!
185 days ago from site
Given the opportunity, so will @EmptyisAwesome ...
210 days ago from site
Is that anything like a Jerk Circle?
222 days ago from site
@gradualreport The most intense look I've ever seen you make
227 days ago from site
Reverse Chronological Order ftw? (I just thought this was funny)
227 days ago from site
I need a new fucking phone...may get one for my birthday next week, if I play my cards right
