my family is apparently partying hard for my uncles 50th birthday

sluttin it up at the philharmonic

.@JohnLeguizamo started following me. should i watch "freak", "super mario bros" or "moulin rouge" to celebrate?

@shaianisreal amelia air heart 4ever w @MsSemantics

@ALEX_McLEOD_

@ArielRechtshaid dont tweet ever again

just got drunk on the wackest prosecco

asked my moms to get this for my xmas stocking this year

@ALEX_McLEOD_

@ALEX_McLEOD_ hmmm

the whiteout in my pocket seemed to have no purpose, and then i found this johnny depp movie poster...

ran out of cups, drinking kale/carrot/papaya/apple/beet juice out of a bowl instead

manhattan ihop? what?

felt mistakenly upset for a second upon reading that @AlecBaldwin was not actually following me

yall i'm a real life artist now jk

lol. mom tweet.

@katieeha as dumbo

self portrait

the soup of the day is beer

i was 'trolled' while trying to pee at a rest stop