Cut my hair again. I dread the next visit to the hairdressers "it looks like a dog has chewed your hair".

This made me laugh and aww at the same time. I am easily amused.

Mirror pic. #justbecause

Totes growing my hair long.

Fuck my actual life. I dropped my glasses down the toilet. Why. Just why.

I'm a farmer on my trakkor

I swear it's not erect.

Boxed wine. New low #nopino

Using my steamer. Excited. #domesticated

Me and the many faces of Michael

My bathroom is cooler than yours. Mandatory mirror pic.

I am a #pirate.

Red arrows were amazing! #Hastings #pirateday

Sat on my glasses :(

My wineglass owns your wineglass. #glassenvy

Also my birthday was pretty good yesterday. Presents, rizzle kicks, olympics, and fireworks. Not too shabby.

My clothes have nowhere to live :(

My birthday festival. I'm very popular.

Moving is stressful. My clothes rack has collapsed, my tv won't work, and I have no wardrobe for my clothes.

I don't think kittycat will survive the move :(