He took me to sit on the beach. In the sunshine. With Croque Monsieur & coffee. What an evil, evil man.

More from the crime scene. If you see this snowman do not approach him.

Heavy snow & disruption has seen increased violence among the snow man population.

Every chess game should end with one player pwnd by a clone trooper.

My work mate thinks I’m possessed & need praying for. She has made me an origami nun. Behold Our Lady of the Bleeding Paper Cut:

Cuddled up to our first real fire of the year, which I laid myself. I'm so toasty now, even without the eyebrows.

Your 'Rude Fruit Photo of the Day' was brought to you courtesy of Justine's Sunday Hangover.

@paulcarr Or 258 in the bush. Tree. Whatever.

These obviously missed their presidential target.

I have a tree FULL of shoes for Mr President.