Matt Simmons


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This is why I play Kerbal Space Program. You should too. It's addicting.

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Thanks to , I'm checking out Cool ananlytics, though #Inbox0 might be unfeasible.

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Working on slides for my #SSD class for #LOPSAEast. Here's one. Make sure to register soon at

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Was sad that I missed 's book signing in Cambridge. I can't thank enough for this awesome gift!

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Just for , in case someone else baselessly accuses him of puppy genocide #SFD2

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Did you know that your #Nagios notification commands can be spread over multiple lines for legibility? #sysadmin

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Getting started with #Postgres for Non-Postgres Admins at the Columbus #LOPSA meeting! #sysadmin

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FINALLY! People here are going to teach me Settlers of Catamaran!

Someone just got a Christmas present picked out by yours truly. No idea who I'm giving it to, though

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year #GreatLakes #ChristmasAle

How do you know it was a rough night last night? #NFD2

This is a really great idea. How many services do we make or manage without this kind of feedback? #sysadmin #devops

Quickly popped into the Exec Event to say hi and check out the Thursday party spot #TechFieldDay

What do you do before the night of a conference? Print things for the booth, of course! #LOPSA

Winner in my mind as the best visualization goes to and HyperGlance.

What does a couple million IOPS look like?

Im not sure what it has to do with security, but this is a cool booth by Kaspersky #vmworld

Question: What do Wyse and HP have in common?

This is a brand new touchscreen coke machine at Firehouse Subs. I'm speechless. It's amazing. We live in the future.

What's this? Oh, just a picture of wearing a piece of cheese on her head....

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