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Product #342 We Won't be Carrying but Thank You for the Bizarro Sample: Fish of the Midwest

Warehouse, thirteened.

SO SHINY! This is our new warehouse in the process of being stocked with our goodies, flying monkeys, and sumblimated caffeine gas. Thanks for bearing with us while we switch over to our new digs!

A customer called and said he'd received the wrong thing from us. They were books. In Russian. And they were kinda sexy. Apparently a few wires got crossed in our (now old) warehouse.

ZOMG CHUCK NORRIS CHATTED WITH US!!!1!!one Or it was a teenager with nothing else to do today. Wonder which.

Gee, wonder who those two are supposed to be.

It's almost a little creepy the way they all stare back with dead eyes. Can't trust Timmy clones.

The Timmy Cosplay Army is unstoppable!