Does it smell as bad on the... oh, nevermind.

O hai im in ur L33TT car settin off ur alarms

Old Spice: My Paul and Storm cover band. (@wilw @paulandstorm)

FINALLY! Timmy's costumes have arrived back home after a borked trip to Comic-Con. Resume cosplay.

So exciting. This new warehouse has a fancy new picking machine that will make our shipments more accurate... and ROBOTIC.

We received this headcrab (with broken left forelimb) as a return with attached note. First to @ reply that you'll give him a good home can adopt him!

We're remodeling the CS suite so we've got helpful minions stashed all over the place. These guys have commandeered the conference room.

I said, "I need a pic of you so they can find you!" And she sent this. Be the 1st to tweet us your pic w/ Mary & win a $50 gift certificate!

Why is John Locke marketing at me? Twitter is a strange, strange place.