Happy birthday @alyankovic -- may we all find your fountain of youth.

Look what @blackpiano made for my son. Behold: babydangle!

Hey ladies, hold onto your panties -- teenage Thomas Lennon:

Via @MattMira, where I am right now.

Can't believe I made the cover of LA WEEKLY!!!!!!

Anybody know where there's a good deer antlers trading company around here? Oh, wait... Never mind.

Anybody know where there's a good deer antlers trading company around here? Oh, wait... Never mind.

Ladies and gentlemen... Totally true: the Reno 911! Porno spoof is a reality. Pic is NOT SAFE.

Me and @nerdist, backstage at Largo. My outfit
Looks ridiculous

Feel pretty bad. @jennylennon just left town and I've already got this bitch sleeping over.

Fellow Irish people, let's also make today a tribute to our rich cultural heritage.

Oh no! Me and @alyankovic turned into godzilla monsters at the OK GO video party.

Unofficial photo of @paisleyofficial from right this second.

I am never wrong.

Me @nickkroll and @davidwain about to do jokes.

Hey @DougBenson -- I found that office supply store you recommended in Chinatown.

Settin' it off, BUNDTCAKE style with @ginatakeabow and her old man.

Just approved the Rose Parade tribute to my balls.

It happened again. I think I need face insurance.

Teaching my son about the birds and the bees with Hammer and Graduation Barbie.