The true meaning of Easter ...

My cat Trixie (see picture) has been missing since Friday night. Anyone seen her round Acton way?

Amazingly, this head gash was the only injury I sustained last night. Have to do better next year

Amazingly, this head gash was the only injury I sustained last night. Have to do better next year

This is me dancing with my daughter on Christmas Day last year

This tree is in my front yard. Anyone know what it is? Or why it's in blossom in mid-Winter?

We've got people coming to lunch

Here's Padma getting ready for the #topchef finale

Omigod!!! I won!!!!

Bumped into E and Drama from Entourage on red carpet. They're dwarves! #emmys

My youngest son walked for the first time today and I got a picture of it

Wanna buy a top-of-the-range Vauxhall Zafira? 2003, 34,000. £5,500 or best offer

This is me squatting next to my tomato plants. A little spindly ...

This guy, on the other hand, is unmistakably my son

Another picture of the Brangelina Baby

This is a picture of me marrying my son and daughter in the wedding chapel of the Luxor

Brad and Angelina were on the plane back from Vegas. Managed to pap one of their kids. Is this boy a beauty or what?

@ClemmieHambro, @KirstieMAllsopp Tell Orlando we really were "hiking" in Vegas. Here's proof

Here I am, seven days after the accident: Gorbachev Jr