Hey Baltimore

"HARF HARF HARF WHAT HAPPEN WHEN THE BEN USE CHLOROFORM ON THE BEN?"

I'd say interception face for Flacco, but that would suggest he has anything but a perma-shock expression.

Ed Reed can only tackle with his face

YESSSSSS

Chiefs have 19 sacks, which makes them 27th in the league. But what would it look like if you lopped off a digit?

Cheesesteak hat is a nice answer to the buffalo wing hat. #FoodstuffHats

Today broke out ominous black and white slo-mo shot for its report on BOUNCY HOUSE EPIDEMIC. That's good alarmism.

Mike McCarthy: "2/10? I'd still do it."

33 and a half? That's generous.

Cleveland Captain America is a dooper soldier

Jajajaja

Rex Ryan's son is not impressed.

Lions key to success: ENJOY THE HOLIDAY! #Analysis

No one wants to own a doggy stripper

The brittle married couple from DirecTV ads is also a married couple in a credit card ad? Are they a package deal?

Rewatching TD run, looks like Leftwich's shoulder got hurt when Bernard Pollard hit his arm. #PollardHurtingPeople

Peter King in Allagash hoodie, demonstrating his Goodell groping technique.

Is Chris Hoke really part of the Steelers 80th anniversary celebration? Dude was a backup defensive tackle.

Quarterbacks, you say? AVAILABLE? THAT NEVER HAPPENS! WHAT A FUCKING SCOOP, FLORIO!