Editor of Kissing Suzy Kolber, former newspaper factotum and author of a book that was best when thrown at someone's face.
No idea how it wasn't titled "FACTOR BOOK." #GeeThanksMailman
No matter how many times you quote Wedding Crashers, the latter doesn't become true.
BOOZING IS NOT JAZZ! #TastyNonetheless
Crappy movie currently on Comedy Central at least has the courtesy to have a younger Sofia Vergara.
Aww, loftiest gift ever, Borders.
The River Wild on HBO. A movie noted for introducing the world to a young Eli Manning.
I can say without hesitation that I've never been complimented more for anything than owning this shirt.
Potsie got gashed.
A starting QB versus one unlikely to play until late in the second half. Well framed, Fox.
Don't mind me. Just entertaining violent fantasies about annoying people in commercials.
So Rodgers is as annoying as three Favres? Stop him before it's too late!
Silver SpringS, MD? Really? Bad look, Baggage. #SingularSpring
Watching the Spike Lee documentary from last night. Interesting jersey choice for opening rant.
Loved Brees' reaction to Gruden's "You were going against ALL THE MANNINGS!" idiocy in that teaser.
Does that visual pun blog takes submissions? #ArtistePeyPey
I mean, where can you go from here? Krispy Kreme Bites? Bacon Paste Flakes?
Pointing isn't polite, @treykerby Better to fistbump. #treypointmemeday
Enfeebled Rays fan really knows how to capture the moment.
@petegaines Here y'go.
Gatorade is giving out rims as awards tonight. So G. #ESPNShitShow
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