And SMOKEY THE BEAR will surely appear to put the enemy out with his vajra-shovel.

And if anyone is threatened by advertising, air pollution, television, or the police, they should chant SMOKEY THE BEAR'S WAR SPELL:

DROWN THEIR BUTTS
CRUSH THEIR BUTTS
DROWN THEIR BUTTS
CRUSH THEIR BUTTS

Round-bellied to show his kind nature and that the great earth has food enough for everyone who loves her and trusts her;

Wearing the broad-brimmed hat of the west, symbolic of the forces that guard the wilderness, which is the Natural State of the Dharma and the true path of man on Earth:

Bearing in his right paw the Shovel that digs to the truth beneath appearances; cuts the roots of useless attachments, and flings damp sand on the fires of greed and war;

A handsome smokey-colored brown bear standing on his hind legs, showing that he is aroused and watchful.