PHOTO CAPTION: ppl skilZ Abbott poised to reveal new policy package... NOOOOOOOOO!!!

I think I just threw up in my lap

*shudder*

my eyes are BLEEDING! thank christ its not John Howard is all I can utter between retches ...

Does Tony brush his chest hair?

BREAKING NEWS: Tony Abbott conquers David Hasselhoff in budgie smuggler coup

Arrg! my eyes

No. No. No. how do I look away? #tonyabott @spill (btw should be spelt Skillz :P)