[VIDEO] The Colbert Report on Google+
Shared publicly - 3:48 PM #DOMA
"If #DOMA is unconstitutional, that means the Constitution is gay. No real shocker -- it was written by a bunch of dudes in wigs and tights in the City of Brotherly Love, and it calls for a legislature that's 'bicameral.' That's a bit...curious. Plus, look at that aged parchment and fancy calligraphy. It looks like a gay wedding invitation. On the back, I bet it asks you to check 'salmon' or 'vegan paella.' That could be 'National Treasure 3.' Call me, Nick Cage."