But OF COURSE they had to leave this on the dress. #FML

Found my phone #FML thank you @notquitefrodo for calling me

Found my phone #FML

That awkward moment when im in the shower, reach out 4 the toothpaste, end up brushing my teeth with nivea #lol #fml

This could only have happened to me. #fml

My parents got me this card #fml

Just coz am a gangstar #LAZYSUNDAY #FML

#HappyBirthdayGlee #awake? #notawake? #NoSupportingCast #recipe #fml #bizoftheweek #Knicks

was not ready for this #FML

me rn #fml

So .... These are a size large shorts in Korea. #FML

Curre fly resisting this gigantic platter of Girl Scout cookies... SO. HARD. #willpower #itsfriday #fml #medifastproblems

Hate this shitty auto update >.< and its freaking 13 updates :o #FML

I really should have listened more... These are my notes from three separate lectures #fml

Just got this #Ravens jersey. #FML

Aaaand I've lost him #fml

y apenas estoy empezando... #FML

#FML

Its official....I AM OLD!! once upon a time i got gud junk mail and now i get this!!!!! #fml

Thick stack of PowerPoints I need to review for my cumulative final tmr morning at 8am #fml

Currently southbound, but in about 6 mins, I'll be northbound & stuck in this shit show: #FML http://twitpic.com/cqdpsg

Currently southbound, but in about 6 mins, I'll be northbound & stuck in this shit show: #FML

I'll burn these bunch of exam slips as the terrible HOT weather & exam fever get on my nerve! #F8 #F9 #FML

>tried drag racing a R34 Skyline GT-R at a traffic light. >ends up being left behind. *sigh* #FML

Of course u can RT @ChaRLeZHuSsLe81 Can I see it or is it Private “@Fat_Free_Crack: This tattoo is itching!!!!!! #FML”